Smarty Pants Menu (Update 2025)

Rich house roasted beef or chicken breast grilled with onions, green peppers and Swiss cheese. Served on a toasted French roll with our horseradish sauce. Addons are available for an additional charge.

Thinly sliced house roasted beef and Swiss cheese grilled and topped with our horseradish sauce. Served on a toasted French roll with homemade au jus. Addons are available for an additional charge.

Lean ham grilled with Swiss cheese. Served on a toasted French roll then topped with lettuce, tomato, mayo and onion. Addons are available for an additional charge.

Avocado spread, Monterey Jack and cheddar cheeses, red onion and tomato. Grilled on sourdough. Addons are available for an additional charge.

An American classic. Bacon, lettuce and tomato topped with sliced hardboiled egg. Served on toasted sourdough with mayo. Addons are available for an additional charge.

Marinated and slow roasted chicken breast shredded and topped with provolone, giardiniera, lettuce and mayo. Served on a French roll. Addons are available for an additional charge.

A generous portion of coppa, Genoa salami, ham and provolone cheese topped with lettuce, oil and vin, oregano, mayo and giardiniera. Served on a toasted French roll. Addons are available for an additional charge.

Thinly sliced, perfectly seasoned houseroasted beef served on a French roll and topped with sweet peppers, giardiniera and juice. Addons are available for an additional charge.

Savory ham, smoked bacon and Swiss cheese topped with a tangy vinaigrette, lettuce, tomato and peperoncini. Served on a toasted French roll with mayo. Addons are available for an additional charge.

Our succulent slowroasted pork topped with fresh lime juice, lettuce and tomato. Put to bed on a grilled French roll with mayo. Addons are available for an additional charge.

Slow roasted succulent pork and grilled onions topped with slaw, Monterey Jack cheese and our BBQ sauce. Served on a toasted French roll. Addons are available for an additional charge.

Thinly sliced turkey breast grilled with Swiss cheese. Served on a toasted French roll with lettuce, onion, tomato and mayo. Addons are available for an additional charge.

Addons are available for an additional charge.

Grilled turkey with our own avocado spread, Monterey Jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion and mayo. Served on a toasted French roll. Addons are available for an additional charge.

Turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato and cheddar piled high on 3 slices of toasted sourdough with mayo and avocado spread. Addons are available for an additional charge.

Our homemade tuna salad with mayo, tomato and cheddar cheese. Grilled to perfection on sourdough. Our homemade tuna salad with mayo, tomato and cheddar cheese. Grilled to perfection on sourdough.

Sliced chicken breast grilled with BBQ sauce then topped with Monterey Jack cheese, red onion and bacon. Served on a toasted French roll. Addons are available for an additional charge.

Sliced chicken breast grilled with onion, Monterey Jack cheese and bacon. Served on a toasted French roll then topped with lettuce, tomato and trouble sauce. Addons are available for an additional charge.

Said to be the best this side of the duwamish. Served with green onion and grated cheddar cheese. Addons are available for an additional charge.

Rotating Scratch Made Soup

Said to be the best this side of the duwamish. Served with green onion and grated cheddar cheese. Addons are available for an additional charge.

A meal sized serving of our meat chili atop a bed of fritos. Finished with green onion, cheddar cheese, jalapenos and sour cream. Deelish!

Mixed greens, red cabbage, bacon, BBQ chicken and giardinera topped with homemade ranch.

Mixed greens tossed with Parmesan cheese, grilled chicken, garlic croutons and our zesty Caesar dressing.

Salami, coppa, hempler ham, provolone, red cabbage, mixed greens with blue cheese.

Like the troublemaker? Then youll love this! Mixed greens, bacon, green onion and tomato topped with our go juice vinaigrette and trouble maker grilled chicken.

Our homemade tuna salad on bed of mixed greens, shredded carrot topped our spicy pickled red cabbage and onion, diced tomato and our go juice vinaigrette.

Mixed greens, black olives, tomato, green onion, cheddar cheese, sour cream, avocado spread, salsa, tortilla strips and our loco dressing.

Mixed greens, shredded carrot, diced tomato topped with our spicy pickled red cabbage and onion, slow roasted pulled pork, avocado, green onion and queso fresco with our go juice vinaigrette. Addons are available for an additional charge.

Mixed greens, red cabbage, carrot, tomato, croutons and macaroni tossed in your choice of dressing. Topped with Swiss and cheddar cheese, hardboiled egg, and your choice of grilled chicken or roast beef.

Shredded iceberg, red cabbage and carrot mixed with a generous portion of bacon topped with a 3 cheese blend homemade ranch and salsa.

Quinoa, mixed greens, red cabbage, carrot, tomato, avocado, green onion, cilantro and queso fresca. With our go juice vinaigrette.

Mixed greens tossed with chunks of chicken, bacon, Gorgonzola cheese, red cabbage, macaroni, green onion, tomato and our tiptop dressing. Addons are available for an additional charge.

Mixed greens with red cabbage, carrot, tomato, cucumber and croutons. Tossed in the dressing of your choice.